Post by Lang Kai yi on Dec 1, 2007 5:51:12 GMT -5
Alrighty gang...here’s one of them Questionnaires for people who are kinda getting jaded on the latest Personal Questionnaire Craze.
It's the "13 things you really didn't want to know about me" Survey:
1) When faced with that booger you just HAVE to get rid of, but you have no means of politely handling the situation, you:
a) Ignore it
b) Devise clever ways to distract everyone’s attention away from you for the few seconds you need to pick your nose without being noticed
c) Forget all about social conventions and pick your nose freely, then wipe the booger on the nearest piece of furniture.
2) When you don’t have a matching pair of clean socks, you:
a) Wear sandals, no matter what the weather is like outside.
b) Wear the 2 socks that match the closest, but then wear long pants to cover them.
c) Wear the mismatched pair proudly, and adjust your wardrobe to show them off accordingly.
3) When you accidentally dial the wrong number, you:
a) You blurt out "oops!!" and hang up
b) You politely explain your mistake, then hang up
c) You engage your new victi....erm, friend, in mindless conversation until THEY hang up.
4) You have just discovered that there’s a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe. You have NO idea how long it’s been there. You:
a) Ignore it. It will eventually go away.
b) You attempt to remove it subtly by scraping that foot on the ground a bit harder than necessary.
c) You bend down and, acting like a movie spy, pretend that you have just received a coded communiqué from your contact.
5) You’ve been listening to your iPod in a public place, and just realize you have been singing along out loud. You:
a) Shut up, and remain quiet for the remainder of your time in said public place.
b) You apologize sheepishly, then shut up.
c) You announce loudly that you are just practicing for the next American Idol tryouts, and you’re sure you’ve got it made…
6) While secretly enjoying the Power Rangers Mega Marathon on TV one Saturday, your neighbors show up unexpectedly. You:
a) Quickly grab the remote and turn off the tube before answering the door.
b) You don’t turn off the TV, but flip the channel to the Discovery Channel, THEN answer the door.
c) You answer the door, barely acknowledging your visitors, and plop back down on the couch, announcing your crush on the Green Ranger who is really the Black Ranger, or the Pink Ranger…whichever is appropriate.
7) While at the store, you are distracted and walk off with someone else’s cart. You:
a) Quietly return the cart to where you best recall you walked off with it at.
b) You simply leave it there, and try to find your OWN cart.
c) You return to the scene of the crime, and announce to other person, “This cart needs a front end alignment…” and then make a comment about how some personal hygiene product in their cart has been recalled for safety reasons. Then walk away.
8) You have just accidentally sent a text message/IM of a ‘personal’ nature to the wrong contact. You:
a) Ignore it, and hope they don’t respond, either turning off your phone or going offline.
b) Try to pass it off as a joke.
c) Send it again, this time also adding, ‘Yeah, you heard me!”.
9) While inebriated, you revealed an embarrassing secret about yourself. The next day, you are asked about it. You:
a) Claim you blacked out and don’t have a clue what they are talking about.
b) Attempt to convince everyone else that THEY were wasted and didn’t hear what they heard.
c) Own up to it proudly, while grinning evilly and asking where the lampshade is.
10) You have accidentally entered the wrong public restroom. You:
a) Back out quietly and hope no one noticed.
b) You back out, while apologizing profusely.
c) You announce loudly, “This concluded today’s [insert the proper word, Men’s or Women’s] Facilities Inspection. The facilities are still here. Carry on, and have a nice day!!” then walk out as if you belonged there.
11) You have just discovered that you have a zit on your nose. You:
a) Cover it with a little round Band-aid, and pretend you have an injury.
b) You retreat to somewhere private, and pop it. Then pretend it was never there to begin with.
c) You pop it right there, and then pretend to collapse, saying loudly, “My brain!! My brain!!”.
12) You have just discovered that someone has been spreading very nasty rumors about you. You:
a) Deny it all, emphatically.
b) Remain quiet, but plot revenge.
c) Go along with it, announcing that of course the rumors are true, wanna make something of it?? (Why should THEY have all the fun, right??)
13) After reading these questions, you realize that you:
a) Answered mostly with “a”. You are a wimp.
b) Answered mostly with “b”. You are a polite wimp.
c) Answered mostly with “c”. You either are very comfortable with who you are…or are completely insane, and society should worry that you are living freely among us. But, hey…you’re having fun, so what do YOU care??
It's the "13 things you really didn't want to know about me" Survey:
1) When faced with that booger you just HAVE to get rid of, but you have no means of politely handling the situation, you:
a) Ignore it
b) Devise clever ways to distract everyone’s attention away from you for the few seconds you need to pick your nose without being noticed
c) Forget all about social conventions and pick your nose freely, then wipe the booger on the nearest piece of furniture.
2) When you don’t have a matching pair of clean socks, you:
a) Wear sandals, no matter what the weather is like outside.
b) Wear the 2 socks that match the closest, but then wear long pants to cover them.
c) Wear the mismatched pair proudly, and adjust your wardrobe to show them off accordingly.
3) When you accidentally dial the wrong number, you:
a) You blurt out "oops!!" and hang up
b) You politely explain your mistake, then hang up
c) You engage your new victi....erm, friend, in mindless conversation until THEY hang up.
4) You have just discovered that there’s a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe. You have NO idea how long it’s been there. You:
a) Ignore it. It will eventually go away.
b) You attempt to remove it subtly by scraping that foot on the ground a bit harder than necessary.
c) You bend down and, acting like a movie spy, pretend that you have just received a coded communiqué from your contact.
5) You’ve been listening to your iPod in a public place, and just realize you have been singing along out loud. You:
a) Shut up, and remain quiet for the remainder of your time in said public place.
b) You apologize sheepishly, then shut up.
c) You announce loudly that you are just practicing for the next American Idol tryouts, and you’re sure you’ve got it made…
6) While secretly enjoying the Power Rangers Mega Marathon on TV one Saturday, your neighbors show up unexpectedly. You:
a) Quickly grab the remote and turn off the tube before answering the door.
b) You don’t turn off the TV, but flip the channel to the Discovery Channel, THEN answer the door.
c) You answer the door, barely acknowledging your visitors, and plop back down on the couch, announcing your crush on the Green Ranger who is really the Black Ranger, or the Pink Ranger…whichever is appropriate.
7) While at the store, you are distracted and walk off with someone else’s cart. You:
a) Quietly return the cart to where you best recall you walked off with it at.
b) You simply leave it there, and try to find your OWN cart.
c) You return to the scene of the crime, and announce to other person, “This cart needs a front end alignment…” and then make a comment about how some personal hygiene product in their cart has been recalled for safety reasons. Then walk away.
8) You have just accidentally sent a text message/IM of a ‘personal’ nature to the wrong contact. You:
a) Ignore it, and hope they don’t respond, either turning off your phone or going offline.
b) Try to pass it off as a joke.
c) Send it again, this time also adding, ‘Yeah, you heard me!”.
9) While inebriated, you revealed an embarrassing secret about yourself. The next day, you are asked about it. You:
a) Claim you blacked out and don’t have a clue what they are talking about.
b) Attempt to convince everyone else that THEY were wasted and didn’t hear what they heard.
c) Own up to it proudly, while grinning evilly and asking where the lampshade is.
10) You have accidentally entered the wrong public restroom. You:
a) Back out quietly and hope no one noticed.
b) You back out, while apologizing profusely.
c) You announce loudly, “This concluded today’s [insert the proper word, Men’s or Women’s] Facilities Inspection. The facilities are still here. Carry on, and have a nice day!!” then walk out as if you belonged there.
11) You have just discovered that you have a zit on your nose. You:
a) Cover it with a little round Band-aid, and pretend you have an injury.
b) You retreat to somewhere private, and pop it. Then pretend it was never there to begin with.
c) You pop it right there, and then pretend to collapse, saying loudly, “My brain!! My brain!!”.
12) You have just discovered that someone has been spreading very nasty rumors about you. You:
a) Deny it all, emphatically.
b) Remain quiet, but plot revenge.
c) Go along with it, announcing that of course the rumors are true, wanna make something of it?? (Why should THEY have all the fun, right??)
13) After reading these questions, you realize that you:
a) Answered mostly with “a”. You are a wimp.
b) Answered mostly with “b”. You are a polite wimp.
c) Answered mostly with “c”. You either are very comfortable with who you are…or are completely insane, and society should worry that you are living freely among us. But, hey…you’re having fun, so what do YOU care??
