Post by Lang Kai yi on Dec 13, 2007 9:08:57 GMT -5
This is for Ronin...and anyone else who has never heard this joke...
So, this guy dies and he's sent to hell. The demon giving him the tour of his Eternal Damnation leads him to a chamber containing 3 doors.
Just so we are clear: you have 3 choices before you. Choose carefully where you will spend Eternity.
The demon then leads the man to the first door, and opens it. Inside, about 20 to 30 men are standing on their heads, on a hardwood floor.
The demon then leads the man to the second door, and inside the room is several hundred men standing on their heads on a floor with 1-foot long spikes driven upwards through it, at roughtly 1-foot intervals.
The man is then led to the third door...where thousands of men stand knee-deep in raw sewage...drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. The man instantly points and says
Now this I can do for all of eternity...
Perhaps you would like a moment to think your choice out?
Uhm, no...this is good.
So be it.
The man has enough time to smoke 3 cigarettes, and down as many cups of coffee, when the door slams open, and another demon hollers into the room...
ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN. COFFEE BREAKS OVER....BACK ON YER HEADS!!!
So, this guy dies and he's sent to hell. The demon giving him the tour of his Eternal Damnation leads him to a chamber containing 3 doors.
Just so we are clear: you have 3 choices before you. Choose carefully where you will spend Eternity.
The demon then leads the man to the first door, and opens it. Inside, about 20 to 30 men are standing on their heads, on a hardwood floor.
The demon then leads the man to the second door, and inside the room is several hundred men standing on their heads on a floor with 1-foot long spikes driven upwards through it, at roughtly 1-foot intervals.
The man is then led to the third door...where thousands of men stand knee-deep in raw sewage...drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. The man instantly points and says
Now this I can do for all of eternity...
Perhaps you would like a moment to think your choice out?
Uhm, no...this is good.
So be it.
The man has enough time to smoke 3 cigarettes, and down as many cups of coffee, when the door slams open, and another demon hollers into the room...
ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN. COFFEE BREAKS OVER....BACK ON YER HEADS!!!
